The recent news of Lance lying about his participation in doping during his time as the Tour de France champion of the galaxy, even after constantly denying the allegations and passing drug testing, he finally admits it. He's lied to the entire world, what else has he lied about?

For all we know he might actually have a perfectly fine set of tender testicles, while we are all led to pity him and admire his courage of surviving with only one nut. Time to come completely clean Armstrong! The world deserves to know the truth! Show us your ball(s)!