The Kroger in Athens, Ohio LOVES rearranging things, making shopping a huge pain in the ass, especially if you are in a hurry, or are shopping with small children. Recently, the cooler in the pickle aisle was removed, and the pickle jars that used to reside in that cooler are MIA.

We are tired, busy, and hungry for pickles. It is our belief that everyone deserves access to the crisp, cool, infinitely superior pre-refrigerated pickles. Please sign this petition for the immediate restoration of the pickle cooler and the pickles that formerly called it home.