Bring back Philadelphia GARLIC Dip!
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If YOU are a jilted lover of the discontinued Philadelphia Garlic Dip, please sign this petition to ask Kraft to BRING IT BACK!
My friends, you know what I'm talking about. THIS was the only dip that mattered, the only dip with meaning, the only dip with true taste, the only dip that is worth dreaming about...and it is GONE. Kraft thought they could just replace this with Herb & Garlic but they cannot fool us! It is NOT the same. (Herb & Garlic is the plain girl you date only because her hot Garlic cousin has left town!)
Please, Kraft - listen to us and bring back our favourite, delectable, creamy, garlick-y classic Philadelphia Garlic Dip and all will be forgiven! Just think! The happiness that this wonderful Philadelphia Garlic Dip brings to our lives will radiate out into the world! Imagine being a part of contributing to world peace, balancing the economy, bringing Canadian families together, allowing single people to feel love again; all by satiating the pleasure centres that ONLY THIS DIP can satisfy!
PLEASE BRING BACK THE IRREPLACEABLE PHILADELPHIA GARLIC DIP THAT WE LOVE! THANK YOU!
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