Knox should host Coffeehouse
Knox should host Coffeehouse
The Issue
Guys,
Let's be honest with ourselves
When you think the funniest, most handsome, most charming, most suave, and aura-filled fellas, who do you think of? If you answered Knox Story, you would be absolutely correct.
You don't believe me? Here is my resume
- Descendant of THE, Genghis Khan
- Survived the streets of Kazakhstan
- Preformative Male Extradordinaire
- Inspirer of many (Zach Walters)
- Leader of Men
- Told Paul Revere that the British were Coming
- 1.8 KD on Rainbow Six Siege
So lets get down to business, I need your help to let those in power see our vision. No doubt we would make this hand down the best coffeehouse ever.

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The Issue
Guys,
Let's be honest with ourselves
When you think the funniest, most handsome, most charming, most suave, and aura-filled fellas, who do you think of? If you answered Knox Story, you would be absolutely correct.
You don't believe me? Here is my resume
- Descendant of THE, Genghis Khan
- Survived the streets of Kazakhstan
- Preformative Male Extradordinaire
- Inspirer of many (Zach Walters)
- Leader of Men
- Told Paul Revere that the British were Coming
- 1.8 KD on Rainbow Six Siege
So lets get down to business, I need your help to let those in power see our vision. No doubt we would make this hand down the best coffeehouse ever.

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Petition created on March 2, 2026