I’m a simple man, all I want in life is a good Zinger Box, I hail from the land down under, the big simulation with a hole in the ozone layer, the great inventors of the Zinger burger, Australia. And today I have been truly traumatised, I’m currently abroad in New Zealand and I ordered a ‘Zinger Chip Meal’ from KFC, expecting the shining beacon of flavour that is a Zinger burger in my meal accompanied by some fries and chicken, this was not the case. When I walked back into the restaurant to inform them they’d forgotten my burger, they informed me it did not come with the meal. I’ve been scarred, traumatised, this tragedy has broken me as a man and I’ll never be the same, and I never want anybody to experience this pain again. Sign my petition and inform the fine Mr Sanders of this misdeed to human kind.