Dear KFC UK,

I am writing to you to propose the long overdue return of the KFC crispy strip. Myself, my friends, my colleagues and family are all in agreement that although the mini breast fillet is delicious (as per all of the amazing food you provide), the KFC crispy strip was by far superior. 

• It was tastier. 

• It was bigger.

• It was crunchier. (With the great work you are doing in diversifying your dipping range over the past few years this would work well as the mini breast fillet I feel lacks the strength to withhold as much of your glorious glide we would like atop our poultry as customers)

After we lost so many heroes in 2016 I think it would be great if KFC could give us one back.

Thank you for your time.