Kevin claims to be a designer and has built a career on his keen eye for aesthetics. Yet, every day on Facebook, Kevin posts screenshots from his Android phone and lets the world see he has chosen a janky ass Disney font to display all its content. Why Kevin? Was Papyrus not available?

His font choice offends his friends and hurts their eyes. It also recently embarrassed them in front of world-renowned DJ Cut Chemist. 

Please choose a simple, classic sans serif, Kevin. Before it’s too late.