"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" is on a fast track to becoming one of the most culturally significant films of the new millennium. As such, I move that we as a society take the necessary steps to elevate this landmark works to even greater heights. In doing so, we might finally fulfill humankind's age-old quest to craft the perfect work of art. So how can we improve upon near-perfection? Clearly, the body of the movie is simply beyond reproach. The same consummate professionalism, however, cannot be attributed to the title. Bland, generic and halfhearted, this lazy reworking of the original moniker leaves much to be desired. Through the change to "2 Paul 2 Blart: 2 Mall 2 Cop", we craft a more memorable, intense and noteworthy picture. We draw in new viewers who might otherwise watch inferior but more aptly titled works like "Citizen Kane". We enrich the viewing experience of those who have forever stood staunchly as fans. A Blart by any other name will be all the sweeter. While some might be happy to bask in the glow of an already great work of art, we must invent the automobile, not simply settle for our speedy horse. Blart is love. Blart is life.