For too long now, awkward males have approached the wilkinson center piano and started playing at various hours of the day, trying to attract mates. The wilk, aside from having all sorts of good food, is a place for students to study. However, it is very hard to concentrate when some random male comes up and starts playing his rendition of John Schmidt's, "Waterfall" or "I know that my redeemer lives" with rolling chords, instead of the traditional style.

The madness has to end. I am just a concerned citizen trying to study in the only open building on Sunday. please, President Worthen, get rid of that awful piano.

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