Long ago, I battled ferociously on the shores of the Moga Village. I traded daily with the local fishermen who would bring me the finest pieces of lobster. Not meat, mind you. Just the shells. Actually just the garbage. I spent many a day scraping entrails and bleaching the smell. When at last I had obtained the final tailpiece, I brought forth the shells of excellence to my local blacksmith, as you do. My battles continued as I wore this lobster into Castle Schrade and defeated the mighty fatalis, a lone crustacean in the darkness.

I now find myself alone in the darkness once more, in the depths of Monster Hunter World's Ancient Forest. Lo, I have no crustacean. Uncrusted, like many a novelty sandwich. Please, for my safety, and my sanity, I'm begging Kenzo Tsujimoto, CEO of Capcom, to right what is wrong, and bring the Lobster Armor from Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate into Monster Hunter World.