Cannabis users across the nation are concerned with the actions of Attorney General Jeff Sessions in his rescinding of the Cole memorandum. This memo granted over a hundred thousand American citizens a good job, allowing them to provide delicious Keebler cookies for their families. As your market research likely shows, cannabis users are loyal fans to Keebler products. Kush and E.L. Fudges are deeply intertwined in American commerce and have been for quite some time. It is unfortunate, then, that the animated spokesperson for the Keebler Company resembles -too closely- the Attorney General who is responsible for endangering us cannabis users. It is then in our best interest to DEMAND that you stand with the cannabis community and redesign the iconic elf to less resemble A.G. Jeff Sessions. In the throes of a cannatonic coma, when reaching for muncheneous relief, we shall not bear the trauma of staring down The Enemy to get to our Fudge Striped Originals. Redesign now!