The famous "Goonies" House in Astoria Oregon has long been a popular attraction for children of all ages. However due to reasons unknown, it has been closed to visitors since the weekend of August 16, 2015. This closure has caused unspeakable hardships to people who have traveled across the world for the opportunity to see the house in person. They've sacrificed their summer vacations, sick days, life savings and retirement funds to see where Chunk said that one line from the movie.

In the days since the closure it has become clear that only Kate Brown can fix the situation (possibly with Corey Feldman present to mediate). Please help re-open the Goonies House, Oregon's foremost tourist attraction and destination for whimsy and delight!