Dear Justin,

We have some exciting news for you. It's been a tough decision to make, but we've thought about it and Christy Clark has been training hard.

From blowing red lights with insouciance to spending half a million on first class flights in five years to accepting tips from corporate donors, she and the rest of the Liberal Party of BC have really proven themselves worthy.

We, the undersigned, think it's time for the people of BC to reluctantly let this hero go and be with her people. In Ottawa.

Please make Christy Clark a Senator. She's ready. 

Clark will never embarrass you with misplaced emails, scare you by moving off her talking points, or ever talk about anything in public except for jobs. 

As an additional temptation, we'll throw in the rest of the BC Liberal Party. They have their eyes on the prizes and they know where they want to be - Ottawa, where the real looting of the public purse takes place.  

Fist bop,

The Undersigned

PS: Please don't forget Rich Coleman!