Target has agreed to take down the "boys" and "girls" signs in their establishments. I think that is great and I think it is time for the entire world to realize that gender specific names are not a good thing at all. If little Jimmy wants to play with Ken and Barbie I say you go boyfriend!! If little Katie wants to recreate the American invasion of Fallujah with GI Joes I say kill em all Katie!! Finally, some justice in the age 4-14 toy marketing world. But what about in the adult world?

Are you of the male persuasion? Have you ever tried to purchase ice cream from a company called "Dairy Queen" if you have you may realize just how awkward it can be. Don't you feel the judgmental eyes of every woman in the establishment every time you have ever been in one? They are staring right past the calorie count of that delicious Oreo Blizzard and straight into your soul, judging you for being the way nature made you. Their stares are so penetrating not even a delicious hard chocolate shell could shield you. Its not right, its harmful to men everywhere and I think it is time we stood up for ourselves and said enough is enough! We want delicious soft serve ice cream at a reasonable price and we don't want to be judged for it just because we may or may not have a penis! So Dairy Queen, we demand you change your name to something more gender neutral at once!

We all know change wont happen unless we finally take a stand. Please sign this petition, this is for men everywhere, this is for your children, this is for America, this is for FREEDOM.