It has recently come to light that the Prime Minister of "Great" Britain has a history of abusing the carcasses of dead animals, in particular the oral abuse of a dead pigs head. The fact that this allegedly took place during an initiation ceremony into some kind of secret society should also be a cause for concern for the British people. Sign and ask Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition Labour Party, to question David Cameron on this incident of bacon fornication to ensure that the entire truth is layed out for the country so that we can trust that there are no more indecent incidents which could be of use to possible blackmailers, such as the kind of secret societies that make you plunge your pecker into petrified pork in front of witnesses. Also if ol' jezza could include some choice 'reactions' from the world of Twitter, I'm sure the British people, and the people of the world would be grateful. Peace