

Jay-Z Needs to Release Helicopter Addict
The Issue
Jay-Z needs to release Helicopter Addict. It's an insult to fans, and therefore the rest of the world. Hip-Hop needs more songs like it. From the lyrics we've seen, it's already a classic.
"I'm addicted to buying unbelievably expensive custom helicopters (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the helicopter dealership and told them 'Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more helicopters'
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said 'Hello gentlemen, I am Ray Z, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 helicopters covered in diamonds'"
The Issue
Jay-Z needs to release Helicopter Addict. It's an insult to fans, and therefore the rest of the world. Hip-Hop needs more songs like it. From the lyrics we've seen, it's already a classic.
"I'm addicted to buying unbelievably expensive custom helicopters (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the helicopter dealership and told them 'Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more helicopters'
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said 'Hello gentlemen, I am Ray Z, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 helicopters covered in diamonds'"
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Petition created on June 12, 2019