I woke early this morning to discover that not only had King Gizz released a new track, but a delightfully wholesome music video to go with it. It was perfect... Well, almost perfect...

I was blissfully enjoying the new video and tune running together in harmony until i reached the 4.16 mark. I was initially delighted to see the familiar family friendly croc smiling and bobbing as he smashes away at some keys.

Joey spots the croc from his raft and the two make eye contact. Joey shoots him a friendly wave. He doesn't wave back. HE DIDN'T WAVE BACK. Why didn't he wave back?

This rude exchange has left me and many people like me blatantly distraught, lost and confused. The community demands change. Make the croc wave. We don't care how it's done, just get it done.

Jason, boys, you all have until the new record is released in April to correct your fatal error.