While the range offered at Bad Dragon (Enterprises, Inc.) is certainly nothing to be scoffed at, there seems to be a distinct lack in one certain area. While there's toys based on that of many animals, from horses to mystical werewolves, there does not appear to be anything based on the legend, bigger and more awe inspiring then that of the F.S.M., I can only be talking of yes, Garfield. The most famous cat in the world, a large, orange slovenly, lazy cat born in the mind of an Indiana native. Garfield has touched the lives of many.

Now several months after his launch in newspapers, the Chicago Times abruptly cancelled Garfield's comic strip in their newspaper, and over thirteen hundred angry readers demanded he immediately be reinstated. Now today two hundred and sixty three million readers across the globe read Garfield in two thousand five hundred and seventy newspapers, every day. So knowing these facts, and that many of us have had Garfield in our lives from an early age it is hard to believe that there has been little in the ways of true appreciation of the cat. Garfield has been around for 40 years now,  and it's time for us to be able to become intimate with this figurehead of a century. It is said that many relate to Garfield because they relate to him, because they see themselves in him, and I ask, if pleasuring yourself with a sex toy is nothing more than masturbation, then to masturbate with what people see as themselves is perfectly natural and apart of every day life.

What I am asking for is just a single sex toy, of Bad Dragon's choosing to be inspired by this considerable, substantially sized, ginger feline that we all know and love. While I understand that there may be issues with marketing it directly as a "Garfield" product, there is no issue with its colours being orange and black, like that of our adored protector, Garfield. It could perhaps be named after that of his favourite food, lasagne (or lasagna) and we would all know exactly what it was. The people cry out for this, from couples looking to spice up their love life or those in the adult sex industry, but non are brave enough to ask, but it is time that this void in all of our hearts was filled. Please consider signing and if possible get in touch with Bad Dragon and demand something we've all been waiting for, for far too long. I thank you all for your time in reading this and I hope by the end of this journey we will all be much happier in our lives. Thank you.