The Interwebs thanks the town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming for providing an intimate look upon its quaint and pleasant surroundings. Thousands daily are viewing The Town Square Webcam, anxiously anticipating what might come next. Stars have arisen! Wormguy, Bike Witch Lady, Green Shirt, Cowboy, Old Couple, Waldo. And all vehicles! RV, Black SUV, tiny truck, Yellow Jeep, Horse Trailer, and its many, many Police Cruisers!

But none compare to the glory of the almighty Red Truck.

Red Truck has become a beacon of hope for many of us. You could say it is a symbol of the karaoke reality that this digital collective consciousness has manifested. You could say it is the incarnation of a higher order brought here to give us peace and good will. Or you could say it's just a big red truck. Regardless, its bright #ff0000 hue shines brightly like a candle upon the water and provides momentary distraction from our otherwise boring and drab lives. It has brought many to the foundational existential question: "Why am I here?" We are all the observers of our destiny and the manufacturers of our own reality.

Red Truck is good. Red Truck will show us the way. Red Truck is Life. All hail Red Truck.

We, the worldwide collective of online observers humbly beseech the City of Jackson Hole to give the people of the world what they crave. We call upon all manifestation of Red Truck to join together in a joyous celebration of its online heritage and hold the First Annual Red Truck Parade! Floats, balloons, vendors, candy and food. And of course, Red Trucks.

If this petition is successful, a crowdfunding campaign will be assembled to pay for the expenses of such an event so as not to burden the taxpayers of your fine town.