There has not been a Surf Ninjas remake, like EVER, so if we're gonna bring peace to the world and harmony to the human race; Jackie Chan, please make a new Surf Ninjas movie for all of us to love, cherish and enjoy. We have many suggestions of who could direct and possible actors and sponsors. We have thought this out for decades. We also can offer FREE, and I mean FREE green screen filming and editing

Furthermore, let us give you a little background on us and our cause. In 1993, there was a wild phenomenon sweeping across the US. It was in the form of a film. What film you may ask? That film was Surf Ninjas. It had everything anyone could ever ask of a motion picture film, action, adventure, sick waves, and that little piece of magic that captured all of our hearts. Today, With the help of you and like minded individuals, we can make our dream come true of watching those emotions and warm memories come back to life on the silver screen.

That brings us to Kara. Kara was personally touched by this particular movie in the most profound way. She had so much trouble potty training, for months her family slaved and toiled, trying everything they could to try to teach her the proper way to use the facilities as an average civilian female. Then, there was Surf Ninjas. Surf Ninjas gave her the inspiration and determination to get out of diapers. Without Surf Ninjas, who knows what this 26 year old woman would be doing now.

I digress, potty training is a SERIOUS step in the human progression system. We need Jackie Chan's help to show this to our upcoming generations. He is a solid role model and wonderful marshal artist. It is for this reason, we need Jackie Chan to be in the new Surf Ninjas.

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