We would like to change the name of the element thallium to bibimbappium and change its symbol to Bm. This is because we strongly believe that the change would make the periodic table more interesting, and "bibimbappium" would be an easier word to remember than "thallium." Furthermore, it would eliminate the confusion often caused by having two elements with preposterously similar names: namely, "thallium" and "thulium." Finally, it would certainly be fitting to name a very toxic metal after food.