The leaks for the latest chapter of Shingeki no Kyojin are so looking awful that they sound extremely likely to be real to the point the MINNA pasta, highschool AU and AnR theories feel like pieces of literature worth a Nobel.

Massive suicides and shortages of copium have been reported. ErenxMikasa supporters have gone off the deep end and are just laughing to stop themselves from crying at their favourite characters being profaned. Multiple clown and PARTY anarchists have infiltrated the ranks and continue to sow discord. Every character coin is crashing and once the bubble bursts millions will be left homeless, kneeling and mindbroken. Devoted fans all over the world had been losing sleep out of anxiety and eagerness for the new chapter, now they're losing sleep due to sheer seething rage.

It didn't have to be like this. This most definitely isn't the scenery we were meant to reach after moving forward for so many years.

We, the fans, are not happy and we have decided to be vocal about it and make a petition for the manuscript to be burned and the presses stopped until Isayama redraws the whole thing and delivers more rumbling and ErenxHistoria kino. It is also imperative for the last 2 chapters to contain as many references to bees as possible and for Shuuko to be delivered to /a/nonymous for a through disciplining.

If our demands are not met by the 9th of March, 2021, we are prepared to take action and launch an open defecation campaign in every hotspring of Japan, trampling all the onsens until no hack can soak in them without getting a horrible rash.