The name "Iowa" is a misleading name for a state. I don't know what "Iowa" means, but I just know that it is misleading. The reality is that Iowa is solid corn. Its name should represent that. When you drive through Iowa, all you see is corn for hours. My friend mike lost his eyesight from staring at the stalks too long. That was after the first hour. Then he died. Sure, I want justice, but what I want more is to warn people, to inform them. If Iowa was named something realistic, like "Corn Hell", people would bypass this state if they had sensitivities to corn. People looking to go to a cool vacation spot would know to avoid Iowa if literal corn for hours is something they wouldn't like. But if that's your cup of tea, you'd know to go to Iowa. We might not be able to bring about world peace, but I believe we can make a difference. Join me. Join me in the fight to rename Iowa "Corn Hell". I refuse to believe that mike died for nothing.