It's just so much better. Changing the name of Louisiana to Luigiana will have so many cultural advancements. Not only will it inspire people to like Louisiana more, but it will bring us back to the good old days, in 1983, when Our Lord and Savior Luigi was brought to life. Now you may be thinking, why would we rename this state? Well, Louisiana was originally named after King Louis XIV. Do you know who King Louis XIV is? I don't. But I bet everyone knows who Luigi is. Not to mention that Louisiana's capital is literally named "red stick". But that's a problem for another day.

For now, we're going to get this done. Changing Louisana's name to Luigiana has been my goal for my whole life. If you could spare five minutes of your time to sign this petition to change the name, it would mean the world to me and so many others. Thank you for your time.