

I would like for the Steelers to be banished to Jumanji by The Rock. Also The Ravens.


I would like for the Steelers to be banished to Jumanji by The Rock. Also The Ravens.
The Issue
The Pittsburgh Steelers have been a real thorn in the world's side for far too long. They just make everything worse and they probably started those fires on the west coast and Australia. I've also heard that The Steelers actually started Covid-19. It was a reliable source. Not cool Steelers. Some people (between 9-10) have stubbed their toes at their stadium and one time a football hit a girl in her privates (the pointy part so now she can't wear white on her wedding day).
I'd like Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson to put them in Jumanji so they won't bother us anymore. Also The Ravens.
Signed,
Frank Farnswotter
(just a regular guy that's not even a Browns fan or from Cleveland. He's from Wyoming or Idaho. Yeah, Idaho.)
P.S. I don't know how to use the computer that good and I uploaded this picture of Jean Claude Van Damme (that I have for reasons that aren't your business) by accident and I can't figure out how to change it.

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The Issue
The Pittsburgh Steelers have been a real thorn in the world's side for far too long. They just make everything worse and they probably started those fires on the west coast and Australia. I've also heard that The Steelers actually started Covid-19. It was a reliable source. Not cool Steelers. Some people (between 9-10) have stubbed their toes at their stadium and one time a football hit a girl in her privates (the pointy part so now she can't wear white on her wedding day).
I'd like Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson to put them in Jumanji so they won't bother us anymore. Also The Ravens.
Signed,
Frank Farnswotter
(just a regular guy that's not even a Browns fan or from Cleveland. He's from Wyoming or Idaho. Yeah, Idaho.)
P.S. I don't know how to use the computer that good and I uploaded this picture of Jean Claude Van Damme (that I have for reasons that aren't your business) by accident and I can't figure out how to change it.

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Petition created on December 2, 2020