Did you receive a mail notice that Iain & Seira got hitched at the local courthouse in Portland, OR? Did you, too, think it was a wedding invitation? Were you, too, thrilled beyond belief for you friends, while at the same time devastated to discover it was nothing more than a piece of cardstock with some pretty pictures? Do you, too, feel the need to celebrate this momentous occasion with the aforementioned lovers? Do you, too, think "Thrifty" and "Anti-Social" are the just excuses for "Laziness?" 

Then sign this petition and together we can peer pressure them into inviting us to Portland for a exuberant (yet, lowkey) soirée so that we may celebrate their love the way God intended.

CC: The Hon. Chanpone Sinlapasai of the Multnomah County Circuit Court