The world we live in is full of conflict- a conflict derived from differences in perspective and differences in what each one of us thinks we need to sustain happiness. As a result, economical, political, and social divisions lead everyone to live a life they don’t deserve. Whether that be a life with too much opportunity, or a life with too little.

There is only one solution.

By having a singular leader for the entirety of the human race, differences dissolve. As president of the world, I plan to enforce my specific way of life and perspective unto every other individual whom is not myself. Everybody will be in the same shoes- Grant’s shoes (sz. 11). There will be no borders, there will be no wars, and there will be no arguments over who has to do what, as everybody can just sit around doing nothing! To reassure that there are no different opinions aside from those of Mr. President of the World, those who display any form of deviation from Grant’s opinions will be shot on sight, as Worldly Treason will not be tolerated.

Please help Grant,  and all those suffering from war and poverty, by signing this petition to end the differences amongst ourselves. We are so close to our goal of just 7.65 Billion signatures, we just need one last push to live a life free from struggle. All hail Grant, future President of the World.