Hotel California is probably the most well-known song on planet Earth.  People are singing along to it in karaoke bars all across the world at this very moment, and they don't need the prompter because they know all the words by heart regardless of their native language.  Planet Earth deserves a better anthem.  Please consider signing this petition to replace Hotel California with Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino and finally give planet Earth the anthem that it deserves.  Thank you for your time and consideration.