I used to respect you, Vikings. I really did. I used to watch DAILY to catch up on the latest episodes. My whole family would gather around to watch my screen as we chuckled and enjoyed storytime. Even my cousins would come down from Aberdeen every damn day to join in.

Last night, we gather around my computer; my mum, dad, grandparents, children, and cousins, all excited to enjoy the latest episode. But as we open the episode unfolds, we aren't greeted with the thick, sweet taste of intriguing stories? Nothing but... Smell. What is this? AND EARL HARALDSON DYING? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT IS THIS?!!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! RETURN HIM!!!!! DOES HE BELONG TO YOU SO YOU CAN TAK HIM?!!l$$$$ß NOßßx##&@!!! GIVE ME EARL HARALDSON BACK OR WE FU*KING RIOT!!!! IMMA TURN THE WHOLE COUNTRY INSIDE OUT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY EARL HARALDSON!!!! So you think you're some kind of comedy king? Grow up. These new characters... They don't belong here. My son bursts into tears, screaming in agony about the lack of earl Haraldson, my mother bursts into tears, lost and afraid, my grandma bursts into flames (she just does that sometimes) You've hurt me. You've hurt my whole family. But most importantly, you've hurt your dignity.

I don't care if this is some kind of sick joke. (A prank, maybe?) April fools is a day of laughter and light-hearted fun. I didn't do anything yet because my hands were shaking too much to type but that's changing now. You guys have broken a family, and broken my heart. There's no coming back from this. Goodbye