Stephen Miller has walked the Earth without being throat punched for too long and I’m just the 4’11, 106 lb woman for the job. I am asking you, begging you really, to make my fantasy a reality and build a world where that ghoul is locked in a cage with me: an adrenaline-fueled mother with a vendetta. Come on, America, you love revenge porn, so please— I am the gal for this job. Believe me. America is the land of dreams and you should be a good patriot and build this one with me. Let’s build one last cage and lock Stephen in it with me. I’m going to tear out his throat with my tiny bare hands. 

Picture of myself being subdued by two children with a jump rope for scale. I promise you that I can kick Stephen Miller’s ass though. I’ve got a lower center of gravity and he’s a bitch.