Have you ever wanted something so badly that you started a whole petition because apparently that’s what it takes? Well, congratulations, you’re witnessing history.

Janelle is currently suffering from a severe case of “I really want a belly piercing and I won’t stop talking about it.” The only cure is approval from her grandma.

Please sign this petition to support the very important mission of getting Janelle a belly piercing. Your signature could change lives (mostly Janelle’s).

(made by chat gpt)