Show us Jon Snow's dick on Game of Thrones


Show us Jon Snow's dick on Game of Thrones
The Issue
We have seen Theon Greyjoy's penis, Hodor's penis, The Hound's penis, and many other main character's penises on the HBO hit series 'Game of Thrones', and I am outraged. It is about time we see Jon Snow's dick. It is completely unjust to give the viewers shots of Lord Snow naked, and then tease us by placing objects in the way of his baby Jon. Why should Ygritte, Tormund, Melisandre, and Ser Davos be the only ones to see the most beautiful man in all of the Seven Kingdom's dick? I know I am not the only one who feels this way, so please sign this petition so we can all see Jon Snow's dick in season 7. It's time.

The Issue
We have seen Theon Greyjoy's penis, Hodor's penis, The Hound's penis, and many other main character's penises on the HBO hit series 'Game of Thrones', and I am outraged. It is about time we see Jon Snow's dick. It is completely unjust to give the viewers shots of Lord Snow naked, and then tease us by placing objects in the way of his baby Jon. Why should Ygritte, Tormund, Melisandre, and Ser Davos be the only ones to see the most beautiful man in all of the Seven Kingdom's dick? I know I am not the only one who feels this way, so please sign this petition so we can all see Jon Snow's dick in season 7. It's time.

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Petition created on July 4, 2016

