Dear Hasbro,

Please have Discord from My Little Pony use less contractions in his vocabulary from now on. For example, instead of saying "Perhaps I'll help you out," it should be more like "Perhaps I will help you out." This is a method otherwise known as "Spock Speak."

On a side note, you might want to consider redubbing lines where John de Lancie uses contractions as Discord and release them where Discord does not use any at all.

In the comics and the books, please rephrase all of Discord's quotes to remove any contraction he uses. Even if it means re-releases of every single MLP comic and revising Discord's quotes to remove every contraction.

Please do it for the entire fans as it gives Discord an archaic vibe to his status as a mischief god.

Thank you.

Sincerely, My Little Pony Fans