Give Lil pump a Harvard Degree!
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Lil pump famously claims to have gone to Harvard and dropped out to save the rap game. While he did save the rap game, it is a little known fact that Lil pump, also known as Gazzy Garcia, did not actually attend Harvard University.
I believe that the motive behind this lie is a deeply rooted desire to actually attend Harvard. I believe Lil pump truly wants to go to Harvard University, but was unable to due to his obligations to the rap game.
So, as a way to thank Mr. Pump for everything he has done for hip hop culture and the rap community, I believe it is only right for Harvard University to grant him an honorary degree.
Please join me in thanking the man to whom we all owe a debt we can never fully repay.
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