My friends and I are being forced to sit at a table with too many other people, even though half of the tables in the lunchroom aren't being used. This is a huge injustice and is ruining our lives. We should be allowed to bribe the school staff into getting us a nice table in the corner. Better yet: we could have our own room. Anything that will keep us safe from the terrors of people. We don't like talking to people. Today people kept throwing oranges. We need to be safe from the oranges. Save the pointless cult from the oranges. Also, people like to threaten my friend (who is highly allergic to apples) with apples. This is a crime. This is child endangerment. This is attempted murder. Only I can threaten my friend with apples. And she can choose to eat them too if she wishes. Please, save my friends and I from the people and the fruits.