Göring is not the official thiccest man in history nor is there an official thiccest man in history. Despite his obvious complete thiccness. This severely disappoints us as a species and we NEED to change this.

If Guinness World Records finally sees that an official thiccest man in history is what humanity not only wants but needs they will hopefully realise their mistake. Not only that but they will realise that Göring fully fulfils that position

I am a thicc enthusiast and expert and never have I seen such thiccness on that I’ve seen on our lad, Göring (•UwU•)