Whitelist God Gamer Tanlere to Your Super Cool Minecraft Server


Whitelist God Gamer Tanlere to Your Super Cool Minecraft Server
The Issue
In these trying times, the world-- now more than ever needs a place to relieve themselves of the troubles plaguing them in our society.
I come to you, in a time of desperation. A time in which not everything is certain, however, one thing can be certain. That your Minecraft server is very poggers.
As a broadcaster of five years on the Twitch platform, I've seen everything, from Kappas to WideHardos (we've even endured the KEKW), however, there's one thing I'm desperately missing besides Mario Judah.
And that, is friends.
By adding me (supreme god gamer, expert janitor, and professional funny man), I will contribute to the community on this server, by adding the increasingly valuable zoomer perspective.
In today's economy, it has been known that zoomers rule the world, and how much better would it be to have your very own zoomer. Not only that, but a funny zoomer* as well.
Now, I know, what is there to gain, from adding this very mysterious (and kind of cool) individual?
Well, what do you have to lose? Think about that. Let that sink in.
You see, Gen Z is currently experiencing Zoomer Culture Erasure, and you can solve that problem for free, and all it takes, it 2 words.
/whitelist tanlere
(* ¹ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ⁱˢ ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ )
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The Issue
In these trying times, the world-- now more than ever needs a place to relieve themselves of the troubles plaguing them in our society.
I come to you, in a time of desperation. A time in which not everything is certain, however, one thing can be certain. That your Minecraft server is very poggers.
As a broadcaster of five years on the Twitch platform, I've seen everything, from Kappas to WideHardos (we've even endured the KEKW), however, there's one thing I'm desperately missing besides Mario Judah.
And that, is friends.
By adding me (supreme god gamer, expert janitor, and professional funny man), I will contribute to the community on this server, by adding the increasingly valuable zoomer perspective.
In today's economy, it has been known that zoomers rule the world, and how much better would it be to have your very own zoomer. Not only that, but a funny zoomer* as well.
Now, I know, what is there to gain, from adding this very mysterious (and kind of cool) individual?
Well, what do you have to lose? Think about that. Let that sink in.
You see, Gen Z is currently experiencing Zoomer Culture Erasure, and you can solve that problem for free, and all it takes, it 2 words.
/whitelist tanlere
(* ¹ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ⁱˢ ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ )
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Petition created on November 24, 2020