Make wiping your ass an olympic sport

Make wiping your ass an olympic sport

The Issue

So , ever since I was a kid I thought I have a talent for wiping asses, that's why I want to make it an olympic sport. It doesn't really have to be your anus that you are wiping, it could be plants ass , animals ass , Curly's hairy ass, any ass will work so please help me get God to bless us all thank you very much.

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The Issue

So , ever since I was a kid I thought I have a talent for wiping asses, that's why I want to make it an olympic sport. It doesn't really have to be your anus that you are wiping, it could be plants ass , animals ass , Curly's hairy ass, any ass will work so please help me get God to bless us all thank you very much.

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Petition created on August 18, 2018