Since many people have been asking, LASA students and staff will get the day off during this holiday.

We are making this petition for the wonderful preppy LASA teacher known as Ms. Murphy. Murphy is a beautiful lady with dainty paper lips and thin locks of lice infested gray hair, shining with grease �. Ms. Murphy needs her own holiday because of the effect her birth had on the world. You see, when she was born, a supercosmic queef came out of her mothers vaginal lips, causing the explosion that killed the dinosaurs. We thank her beastly mother for this action because without it we would still be in the prehistoric era. Dispite aging throughout several historical eras, Ms. Murphy stands strong as the preppiest woman to ever walk this earth. We love you Dear Murphy Prep

We all love Ms. Murphy’s preppy aura. She has fought and won several wars, often nearly to her death, against our enemies. Unfortunately, we lost her gorgeous mother in PWIV (Preppy War IV) and we will miss her forever. She was an insanely powerful woman who walked so we could run. Ms. Murphy continues to be an inspiration, outliving Queen Elizabeth and being the #1 original preppy icon.

When I was young, I tried to go to Dear Hannah Prep, the preppiest boutique in Texas, only to get kicked out of the store because I wasn’t skinny enough and I was wearing clothes that cost less than $2730. For years I studied the art of preppiness and still got nowhere. That was until Ms. Murphy appeared. The moment I saw her, my waist became so snatched the preppy girl group would’ve been jealous and I became a multimillionaire. I owe my entire life to that wonderful woman, just like everyone else who has gazed upon her. She is so magnificent and deserves a national holiday.