Why, in the 21st century, are we still forced to disconnect when nature calls? This petition calls for the establishment of free, high-speed Wi-Fi in every public restroom across the nation. Whether you’re catching up on emails, finishing that important work presentation, or even just scrolling through social media, why should you be left in the digital dark when you're handling business? Free Wi-Fi in restrooms would not only improve productivity but also enhance the overall restroom experience—because we all know there’s a lot of waiting around, so why not make the most of it? It’s time to bring our bathroom breaks into the digital age!