Rod Stewart is playing the "legends" spot at the Glastonbury Festival 2025. As part of this, he will be playing some songs. In the year 2021, Rod Stewart released his magnum opus, and just because of his age, most people didn't notice.

 

 

I am, of course, talking about Kookooaramabama. A song so timeless and racy, that many a child has been conceived to it since its release.

As of the time creating this petition, it sadly looks unlikely that Sir Rod will play this song as part of his set, if setlist.fm is to be believed, Sir Rod has never played the song live once.

What better time to right that wrong than at the Glastonbury Festival 2025. Surely this is the tune that turns Sir Rod from a legend, to a relevant, current artist.

Sir Rod Stewart. You must play Kookooaramabama at Glastonbury 2025.

Just look at these lyrics:

 

The feeling in the city where the nights were hot

Dance and dance, give it all you got

Yearnin', burnin' on the streets

I believe in the birds and bees

There's a fire down below

There's a fire down below

Sex is cool, and sex is nice

Sex will leave you in paradise

Sex is good for everyone

Come on, people, let's have some fun right now

In the plane or the train, or the back of your car

On the beach or the park, wherever you are

Try it in the kitchen, when the kids are out

Spontaneous lust, is what it's all about

There's a fire down below

There's a fire down below

Sex is cool, and sex is nice

Sex will leave you in paradise

Sex is good for everyone

Come on, people, let's have some fun

oh, I like this

(Kookooaramabama)

(Kookooaramabama)

(Kookooaramabama)

(Kookooaramabama)

(Kookooaramabama)

(Kookooaramabama)

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, oh, don't stop, don't stop

Some people do it in a cemetery

Shout hallelujah and a Hail Mary

Long tongue Sally, did it down the alley

Sure, find it funny, never told her daddy

There's a fire down below

There's a fire down below

Sex is cool, and sex is nice

Sex will leave you in paradise

Sex is good for everyone

Come on, people, let's have some fun, right now

yes, it is

(Sex will leave you in paradise)

(Sex is good for everyone)

(Come on, people, let's have some fun) let's have some fun

Kookooaramabama

Kookooaramabama (oh yeah)

Kookooaramabama

Kookooaramabama

Kookooaramabama (I love it)

Kookooaramabama (I love it)

Kookooaramabama (I love it)

Kookooaramabama (I love it)

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Kookooaramabama

Kookooaramabama

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