2 year update

Well everyone, it has been 2 years.

After messaging every single Oreo Instagram account around the world as a joke and requesting just the cookies, I don’t have as much hope and we don’t have enough signatures. Sadness has covered the very depths of my soul. Yet I carry on- we cannot lose all hope, and must still maintain a certain level of optimism for the future. Maybe one day Oreo will realize they are missing out on a genius marketing strategy.