Get Ethan a cut. Goal 100,000 petitions

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The Issue

Ethan a teen boy, struggling to keep up with society which drove this poor soul to letting his hair grow like the Amazon rainforest. His golden locks no longer Goldy locks. His hair looks like hagrid from Harry potter (No hate). He looks like my grandma took an iron to his scalp.  Ethan in an attempt to acquire a mate goes for a girl who is way out of his league. He would have her in his league if he acquired a Curly Shag or Eddie Munson hair style. 

Please help us get enough people and donations to help him get the haircut he deserves before his ultimate extinction. 

 

 

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Recent signers:
August Smith and 13 others have signed recently.

The Issue

Ethan a teen boy, struggling to keep up with society which drove this poor soul to letting his hair grow like the Amazon rainforest. His golden locks no longer Goldy locks. His hair looks like hagrid from Harry potter (No hate). He looks like my grandma took an iron to his scalp.  Ethan in an attempt to acquire a mate goes for a girl who is way out of his league. He would have her in his league if he acquired a Curly Shag or Eddie Munson hair style. 

Please help us get enough people and donations to help him get the haircut he deserves before his ultimate extinction. 

 

 

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Petition created on November 13, 2025