GET CROWDSTRIKE TO SHUTDOWN!

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The Issue

Crowdstrike fuck them. They caused the global internet outage that hit airlines and businesses worldwide on July 19, 2024. If you all could sign this we could get crowdstrike shut down forever to prevent stuff like this happening in the future.

 

No more delayed airlines. No more jobs being put on hold. NO MORE CYBERFUCKING! SIGN THIS PETITION!!!

 

Not only that, the bad things I’ve heard they did in the past include the following:

  • Failed to contain the WannaCry threat
  • Having poor security practices and vulnerabilities exposed sensitive data for customers
  • Delayed in detecting the SolarWinds hack and responding to it
  • Charging customers excessive amounts for services
  • Improperly handling employee personal data during layoffs in 2020
  • Getting themselves involved in controversies with Israeli NSO Group and its Pegasus spyware
  • Failed to detect the Colonial Pipeline attack
  • Failed to detect the JBS Foods hack

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