I believe it is the best for our country that Alex Keeler stays not only at least a 100 mile radius from me, but to also get the hell out of Truly The Best Friends. The man does absolutely nothing but say he wants to piss inside a 6th graders bootyhole, and joins the call for a maximum record time of 2.189 seconds. To finish things off, He is NOT truly one of the best friends, and the only reason he's here is because Micah Obenyano, Samuel Lopez, and Him have a jerk circle set up 24/7, touching tips like its high-fives.

Maybe Truly The Best Friends was the friends we made along the way.