In December 2017, the humanitarian and YouTube sensation, Filthy Frank (A.K.A Pink Guy, A.K.A Santa's Brother, A.K.A Salamander Man, A.K.A the Dark Lord, Chin Chin) retired from his role as our comedic mastermind, to persue his music career under the guise, "Joji". 

This sudden loss sent shockwaves throughout the world. Children screamed, adults cried, and teenagers became even more depressed and suicidal than they already were. We truly had lost our Lord and Saviour. Since this time, we've had an influx in school shootings, plane crashes, and the world has been given roughly 30 years to live. On top of that, Trump is building his wall, China has a communist leader for life, and North and South Korea are friends again (kinda). 

All in all, the planet is in a critical state, and it is our honest opinion, that our only hope for true happiness, and fulfillment, is the return of our beloved Pink Guy. George, if you truly care... you will put great consideration into this, and continue your career as Filthy Frank, and pull us all from such dire straits.

Thank you b0ss.