(REMAKE PETITION BECAUSE MY OTHER ONE GOT TAKEN DOWN FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON) Things have gotten out of hand, so i’ve come to the decision that we need to put Awsten down. His disgusting reign over Twitter and the rest of the internet needs to come to an end immediately. No more tweets about dicks or assholes! We’ll all be free from his tyranny once and for all! (It isn’t murder! Just euthanization!)