Years ago before the age of forgetfulness a sweet treat of undeniable grandeur existed. It was the taste of joy and a magical concoction of cookie and milk flavor. This was the original 80s and 90s experience known as cookie crisp. 

Even though it had a dog as a mascot it didn't taste like dogfood but rather the cookie cereal of doggy angels but that was all about to 'change'.

Sometime into the 2000s General Mills decided their indoctrination vis a vis the dog mascot had been sufficiently enacted and that now the cereal must change its flavor to that of a vaguely depressing chocolate whisper on top of whole grain deliberately made to taste like corn imbued dogfood..as if to communicate to children that whole grain can never be made to taste good (this too was a lie).

We the people of the 80s and 90s are calling for an end to this pestilence and famine!

Bring back the original retro 80s and 90s 

Cookie Crisp flavor!