Bring Back Squeezits Now!!!

The Issue

Squeezits were a wonderful fruit drink from yesteryear that has brought most of us children nothing but flashbacks of pure nostalgic joy from just the mention of the name. When General Mills quit making them in 2001 many of us experienced heartbreak that maybe comparable to losing a childhood pet. Squeezits brought joy and smiles to so many kids lives. It taught us valuable life lessons, like how to deal with friendly competition(Cause, really... Who didn't compete with their friends or siblings to see who could chug one the fastest!?!). It taught us the true meaning of temptation, after chugging one it was so hard not to polish the rest off in just minutes. And maybe most importantly, it was our first six pack that we fell in love with, for most of us it was not our last... Not only did the drinks itself bring such happiness to children, but that joy was only increased when we thought about the wacky flavor names, or watched our drink level lower pass the crazy faces on each bottle. Of reading this didn't make you crave that sweet nectar of our youth, than you are something unhuman, and maybe closely akin to the Grinch. (Ancestry.com maybe able to confirm my suspicions if you don't believe me.) If you are like me, as well as many of my friends, and know you would take on your own child in a mighty battle of rock, paper, scissors for the last one if only they still existed, then please sign my petition. United together maybe we can bring back this most amazing of our childhood drinks. General Mills cannot ignore us all of we rise up together!! But sadly, left separated and reminiscing on our own, we shall remain unheard!!
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The Issue

Squeezits were a wonderful fruit drink from yesteryear that has brought most of us children nothing but flashbacks of pure nostalgic joy from just the mention of the name. When General Mills quit making them in 2001 many of us experienced heartbreak that maybe comparable to losing a childhood pet. Squeezits brought joy and smiles to so many kids lives. It taught us valuable life lessons, like how to deal with friendly competition(Cause, really... Who didn't compete with their friends or siblings to see who could chug one the fastest!?!). It taught us the true meaning of temptation, after chugging one it was so hard not to polish the rest off in just minutes. And maybe most importantly, it was our first six pack that we fell in love with, for most of us it was not our last... Not only did the drinks itself bring such happiness to children, but that joy was only increased when we thought about the wacky flavor names, or watched our drink level lower pass the crazy faces on each bottle. Of reading this didn't make you crave that sweet nectar of our youth, than you are something unhuman, and maybe closely akin to the Grinch. (Ancestry.com maybe able to confirm my suspicions if you don't believe me.) If you are like me, as well as many of my friends, and know you would take on your own child in a mighty battle of rock, paper, scissors for the last one if only they still existed, then please sign my petition. United together maybe we can bring back this most amazing of our childhood drinks. General Mills cannot ignore us all of we rise up together!! But sadly, left separated and reminiscing on our own, we shall remain unheard!!

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Petition created on September 15, 2015