Petition for Jordan B. Peterson To Voice Ulysses in Fallout New Vegas Remaster


Petition for Jordan B. Peterson To Voice Ulysses in Fallout New Vegas Remaster
The issue
Ulysses' voice actor is a weak, beta male, who probably sits down to pee, and has a very weak chin. His voice is not fit for a character as memorable as Ulysses, and therefore must be replaced by a true man, with a POWERFUL voice, filled with FACTS, and LOGIC. The current va is the type of guy that opens his mouth as wide as he can when he takes a selfie on the phone his wife's boyfriend bought him, so obviously, a man like this CANNOT compare to the distinguished stature of legendary psycologist, Jordan 'Own the Libs' B. Peterson, and his rich, deep, molodic voice.

The issue
Ulysses' voice actor is a weak, beta male, who probably sits down to pee, and has a very weak chin. His voice is not fit for a character as memorable as Ulysses, and therefore must be replaced by a true man, with a POWERFUL voice, filled with FACTS, and LOGIC. The current va is the type of guy that opens his mouth as wide as he can when he takes a selfie on the phone his wife's boyfriend bought him, so obviously, a man like this CANNOT compare to the distinguished stature of legendary psycologist, Jordan 'Own the Libs' B. Peterson, and his rich, deep, molodic voice.

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Petition created on 24 February 2019